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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 6350 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 46 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Crops Grown: | 5347 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!