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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 5959 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 5522 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!