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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 9622 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 50 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 299 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!