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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 8283 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!