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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 6460 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 22 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!