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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 9701 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 58 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
Crops Grown: | 5488 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 37 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 38 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!