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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 143 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 78 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Mines Excavated: | 4523 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
Dimension Hops: | 6 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
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So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!