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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 8344 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!