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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 4628 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2391 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!