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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 8969 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Towns Built: | 6 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 14 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!