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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 521 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 20 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 17 |
Crops Grown: | 4161 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Void Gems Collected: | 15 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!