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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 2258 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 17 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!