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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 3663 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!