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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 7137 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!