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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 3073 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 591 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 |
Dimension Hops: | 14 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 50 |
Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!