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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 2980 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 73 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!