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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 3395 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2814 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!