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Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 7020 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 1355 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 19 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!