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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 3971 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!