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Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 1106 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!