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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 9366 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Star Shards Collected: | 157 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!