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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 4115 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 170 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3568 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 42 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!