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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 5756 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!