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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 2495 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 202 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!