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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 6412 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7576 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
Towns Built: | 10 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!