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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 8261 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 37 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Void Gems Collected: | 26 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 58 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!