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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 292 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!