ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age, Burning Scent of Home, Character Banners, Feixiao, Feixiao0910, FeixiaoFiles, FeixiaoGeneral, fire nihility, Honkai, Imaginary Harmony, Light Cone Banners, Lingsha, Minecraft, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools, Version 2.6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” where you’ll encounter crazy characters like Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the “Burning Scent of Home” with our Lingsha Trailer and get ready for some epic battles with characters like Fugue and Imaginary Harmony. And don’t forget about our redeemable codes that will give you access to exclusive in-game items!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of FeixiaoFiles and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Void Armor Forged:	15

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

RegretfulRebel Minecraft SMP

ethical choice, ethical conflict, ethical decision-making, ethical dilemma, guilty pleasure, inner conflict, inner struggle, Minecraft, moral boundaries, moral compass, moral conflict, moral dilemma, moral reasoning, RegretfulRebel, risky behavior, smp, temptation, wrong decision

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our wild and wacky server where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

Ever wanted to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! How about starting a llama racing league? The possibilities are endless on our server. And don’t worry about breaking the rules – there are no rules here!

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and insane shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BlockyBeautyLand

appreciation, Architecture, around you, art, beauty, BlockyBeautyLand, colors, culture, Diversity, emotions, Gratitude, inspiration, landscape, mindfulness, Nature, people, perspective, scenery, Serenity, Wonder, world

Do you see beauty in a majestic sunrise over a pixelated ocean? Or perhaps in the way a creeper explodes in a burst of colorful blocks? If so, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP!

Our server is like no other, with landscapes so stunning they’ll make your eyes pop out of your head (don’t worry, we have a /heal command for that). Our community is filled with friendly players who will help you build the most epic structures, like a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle.

But the real reason you should join our server? The secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that if you find them all, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic Minecraft unicorn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the beauty of blocky landscapes and explosive creepers fill your heart with joy!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Emeralds Found:	5693	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

KimCraft: Redstone Revolution

aggression, Claims, Conflict, cooperation, Defense, diplomatic relations, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, KimCraft, military alliance, military assistance, North Korea, North Korean involvement, Redstone, revolution, russia, Russian support, Support, Troops, War, weapons, zelenskyy

join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as north korean soldiers helping russia in a wild war against zelenskyy’s army! build bunkers, craft weapons, and fight for your dear leader kim jong-un! become a hero of the motherland and show off your pvp skills in intense battles! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold for you to discover! come join the chaos and let’s conquer the world together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2573	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9612

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Ascended Not Noticed

Afterlife, Apocalypse, Ascended, Ascension, biblical prophecy, christian theology, disbelief, divine intervention, end times, Eschatology, FAITH, Heaven, Hell, Humanity, judgement day, NOTICED, rapture, religious beliefs, salvation, second coming, spiritual awakening, supernatural events

join our epic minecraft server where the rapture already happened but only a few people ascended so now we all just chillin like nothing happened. u can build ur own apocalyptic bunker and fight off mutant zombies with ur pet llama army. the only way to survive is to mine for diamonds and trade with the aliens that visit our server every tuesday. come join us and be part of the most bizarre post-apocalyptic world ever created in minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Emeralds Found:	5221	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Fire Factions

Adventure, Anarchy, Bed wars, Creative, Economy, Faction Wars, Factions, Hardcore, hcf, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome To Fire Factions server Join Discord server keep it english Good staff Invite your friends Have Fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Animals Bred:	139
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Blame The Parents Minecraft Server

Blame, blame game, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, emotional baggage, Failure, family dynamics, generational patterns, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming obstacles, parental influence, parents, personal responsibility, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-blame, self-doubt, Server, societal pressure

Are you tired of blaming yourself for being a failure? Well, join our Minecraft server and blame your parents instead! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your insecurities. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss, you’ll finally earn your parents’ approval. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s blame it all on mom and dad together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

The Congo War Memory Hole Minecraft SMP

African death, Atrocity, bloody warfare, Conflict, Congo, congo war, Forgotten, Genocide, History, Hole, HUMAN RIGHTS, indifference, international community, long tail tag, Memory, memory hole, Minecraft, neglect, Remembrance, slav death, smp, Suffering, Tragedy, violence, War, War Crimes

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there were 500,000 slavs who met their demise in the most epic battle ever seen in Minecraft history. But fear not, because they were quickly replaced by 5,000,000 Africans who brought their own unique flair to the server. And let’s not forget the 10,000,000 players who were mysteriously replaced during a 30-year long bloody warfare. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans they got up to before their untimely demise?

So come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the next legend in our ever-growing saga of madness and mayhem. Just remember, anything goes on our Minecraft SMP, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Buildings Constructed:	36
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

GoofyCraft – Where Confusion is Key

ambiguous, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, confusion, emotional intelligence, Expectations, family dynamics, Frustration, generational gap, GoofyCraft, husband and wife, key, Marriage, mind reading, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, parenting, Parenting styles, rough patch, sibling rivalry, teenage behavior, Tension

Are you tired of real-life drama and misunderstandings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can misinterpret your actions. No more awkward conversations or disgusted faces – just pure fun and creativity!

Join us and escape the chaos of real life. Who needs mind-reading when you can just build a giant castle instead? Plus, we have a special “Goofy” theme where you can act as silly as you want without any judgment.

So come on over and leave the drama behind. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have a laugh. Who knew Minecraft could be the key to a stress-free life?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftyChicksServer

Awareness, Behavior, Communication, CraftyChicksServer, experiences, Girlfriend, habits, Insights, learning, Lifestyle, love, Marriage, observations, Partnership, perceptions, personal growth, relationships, Surprises, Understanding, Wife, Women

Are you tired of mining and crafting all alone in Minecraft? Join our server and discover the wacky world of women’s habits that will leave you scratching your head! From hoarding diamonds like they’re going out of style to building secret underground bases for their pet creepers, you’ll never look at your girlfriend or wife the same way again. Join now for a chance to unravel the mysteries of the female mind while building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening and entertaining?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Love Letters Sent:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Vanilla Vibes SMP

Adventure, building, collaboration, community focus, creativity, Economy, Exploration, Friendly, Griefing, Land Claims, multiplayer, Plugins, Sethome, Shops, Spawn, Survival, Teleportation, Towny, Trade, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Welcoming

Join our vibrant community where adventure meets creativity! Dive into a survival multiplayer (SMP) experience that focuses on collaboration, exploration, and building without the chaos of PvP. Economy System: Engage in a thriving economy! Trade with other players, create shops, and build your wealth. Land Claims: Protect your builds with our easy-to-use land claims system. No more worries about griefing—your creations are safe! Essential Plugins: Enjoy quality-of-life features like: Sethome: Easily set and teleport to your home. Spawn: A welcoming spawn area with resources and guidance for new players. Teleportation: Convenient teleport options to friends and locations. Voting Rewards: Show your support! Vote for our server and earn rewards like extra claim blocks, enhancing your gameplay experience without any pay-to-win mechanics. Community Focus: Join a friendly and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, there’s a place for you here! Join us today and start your adventure! We can’t wait to see what you create!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Towns Built:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Synthrunner

active community, Anti-Griefing Protection, beginner friendly, Challenges & Quests, Community Events, economic system, Economy, empire-building, Events, Exclusive Rewards, experienced players, Growing Community, Island expansion, minecraft journey, Missions, OneBlock, PvP, Resource Management, Safe building, single block, Survival, trade system, unique experience

Immerse yourself in a unique OneBlock experience! Start on a single block and build your own world step by step. On our server you will find exciting challenges, friendly community events and special features that take the classic OneBlock adventure to a new level. Whether alone or with friends – with us you can expect hours of fun and a server that is constantly being developed.

Features:

OneBlock Mode: Start on a single block and expand your island as you wish. Economic system: Trade, sell and buy resources – build your empire! Challenges & Quests: Complete exciting missions and receive exclusive rewards. Anti-Griefing Protection: Build safely and without fear of theft or destruction. Active Community & Events: Take part in regular events and become part of our growing community.

Come and be part of our Minecraft journey! We look forward to welcoming you. Whether you’re a beginner or an experienced Minecraft player – everyone is welcome!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Astral Projections Made:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Love & Peace Minecraft Server

Country, country of compassion, country of harmony, country of love, country of love and peace, country of peace, love, love and harmony, love and peace, love and peace community, love and peace country, loving country, loving society, Minecraft, nation of love, nation of peace, Peace, peaceful country, peaceful land, peaceful nation, peaceful society, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love and peace reign supreme! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless fields of flowers.

Our server is home to a magical village where the villagers communicate through interpretive dance and the cows are known for their impeccable singing voices.

But beware, there are rumors of a mischievous group of chickens who have formed a secret society and are plotting to overthrow the peaceful regime. Will you join forces with the villagers to stop the chicken uprising?

Come join us on this wacky and whimsical server where the only rule is to spread love and joy to all who enter. Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Zenless Zone Zero General Minecraft SMP

Agent Record, Arcade, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Drawpile, Friends, general, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, News, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, SAHLWFEFEZZZ4PC, smp, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, version 1.2, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFTS, Zone

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can ride through the fiery pits of Minecraft hell on a flaming horse!

But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero, where you can ask them all your burning questions like “Why do creepers explode?” and “Why do zombies moan so much?”

If you’re feeling adventurous, check out our Agent Records for Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz. They’ve survived countless creeper attacks and lived to tell the tale!

And don’t miss out on our upcoming events like the Overlord’s Feast, where you can dine with the most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a seat next to the Ender Dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Redeem our exclusive codes like ZENLESSGIFT and HSAHLWFEFEZZZ4PC for epic loot and join us on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	126	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.