ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

TaiwanTussleCraft

Asia-Pacific, Beijing, China, Defense, east asia, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, military exercise, military presence, naval drills, pacific ocean, regional stability, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic maneuvering, taiwan, TaiwanTussleCraft, Tension, territorial dispute, war games

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WAR GAME BUT WITHOUT THE REAL DANGER, UNLESS YOU FALL IN LAVA LOL. JOIN US AND FIGHT AGAINST THE EVIL FORCES OF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY MISSIONS THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A REAL MINECRAFT WARRIOR. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET HIDDEN DIAMOND MINE THAT ONLY THE BRAVEST PLAYERS CAN FIND. SO COME JOIN US AND SHOW THOSE MOBS WHO’S BOSS!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Pixel Pig Plaque Buster

arterial health, arterial plaque, Blood vessels, Buster, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, cardiovascular treatment, heart attacks, heart health, medical breakthrough, Medical research, nanoparticle infusion therapy, nanoparticle therapy, nanoparticle treatment, Pig, Pigs, PIXEL, plaque, plaque buildup, plaque removal, sticky plaques, stroke prevention, strokes, vascular health

come join our epic minecraft server where we break down sticky plaques in your blood vessels just like how this new nanoparticle infusion therapy does in pigs!

imagine building your own virtual world while also improving your health! who knew playing minecraft could be so beneficial?

join now for a chance to break down those pesky plaques and prevent heart attacks and strokes all while having a blast in our crazy minecraft world! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2022	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NekoHosting Public Server

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Anarchy Server hosted and created by NekoHosting as they create a Public Server. As Anarchy Goes, So does anything! There is some custom gameplay to be-had so if your interested come and play!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

EchoBoxxx

22+ Worlds, box server, Dimensions, EchoBoxxx, great community, join now, Keep Inventory On, minecraft server, Non Grindy, Prison, PvE, PvP

#1 Box Server!

22+ WORLDS/DIMENSIONS! KEEP INVENTORY ON NON GRINDY! GREAT COMMUNITY!

JOIN NOW!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ores Mined:	8684
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magic Items Found:	1672

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Welcome to Nobiamia SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half of the players like vanilla ice cream, but only half!

24/7, Claiming, crafting recipes, cream, Datapack, ENERGY, Gems, Grief, HACKING, Ice, Keep Inventory, lives, Means, negative value, Nobiamia, Players, Plugins, Powers, PvP, Revival, revival tome, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smp, space management, spectactor, Teams, Vanilla

Server Overview

Server Name	Nobiamia’s SMP
Max Players	25
Datapack	Bliss SMP’s datapack
Plugins	Server management plugins
Other Features	Claiming, limited to 4 chunks per player

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the maximum number of players allowed on the server?	25 players
Are there any mods on the server?	No, the server is Vanilla Minecraft with the Bliss SMP’s datapack
How many chunks can a player claim?	Players can claim up to 4 chunks to manage space
Is Keep Inventory on?	No, Keep Inventory is off on the server
What happens when a player’s energy reaches 5?	The player will be set to spectator mode and can be revived with a revival tome
What are the server rules?	No hacking Don’t grief excessively Try not to die too much

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Kickin’ It Minecraft Server

changes, Coaching, Competition, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Finally, Fixed, football, Game, Improvement, innovation, kickin, League, Minecraft, player performance, regulations, rules, Server, Someone, sports, strategy, Tactics, team dynamics, Technology

Are you tired of regular old football games where you have to actually run around and sweat? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve revolutionized the game by turning it into a virtual experience! Now you can play football without ever leaving your computer chair. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you tell them you scored the winning touchdown in a virtual world.

But that’s not all – we’ve also added a twist to the game by introducing exploding footballs! That’s right, now you have to dodge fiery footballs while trying to make it to the end zone. It’s like a game of hot potato, but with a lot more explosions.

And if football isn’t your thing, don’t worry – we also have a giant chicken riding competition. That’s right, you can saddle up on a massive chicken and race against other players to see who can reach the finish line first. It’s clucking ridiculous!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knew football could be this much fun?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Rib Hole Cat Minecraft SMP

abscess infection, animal, Animal Behavior, animal control, animal health, autopsy, BIZARRE, cat, Dead, death, Hole, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, Pets, Rib, ribs, smp, strange, strange occurrence, veterinarian, Wall, wildlife, YARD

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further because our server is so crazy, even the animals are getting in on the action! Join now to solve the mystery of the disappearing cat ribs – did they get eaten by ants, birds, or maybe even a rogue dog with a taste for feline bones?

But that’s not all – our server is so intense, even the wildlife can’t handle it. Who knows what other bizarre and hilarious adventures await you on this server? Join now and see for yourself – just watch out for any abscess infections that might be lurking around!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

LunchboxLolsMC

blended families, Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, compassion, Conflict, custody issues, emotional impact, ex-partner, family dynamics, father figure, high conflict, judgment, LunchboxLolsMC, neglect, parenting, primary custody, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, school lunches

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and school lunch drama! Our server is full of high conflict exes communicating through in-game chat, requesting lunches for their kids, and throwing shade at each other.

Witness the epic battle of the primary custody parent versus the weekend warrior, as they fight it out over who should pack lunch for the half brother. Will the judge in our custody issues care about in-game lunch requests? Probably not, but who cares when you’re in the middle of a Minecraft custody war!

Join now and show off your parenting skills by feeding virtual children and proving you have a heart (or not). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a father figure in the virtual world and watch as your in-game son grows up way better than his half brother.

So, are you ready to be the ultimate Minecraft dad and show off your parenting skills in the most outrageous way possible? Join our server now and let the drama unfold!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

WorldViewChanger – Minecraft SMP

altered perception, Altered Reality, changed perspective, changed worldview, enlightenment, expanded awareness, eye-opening, life changing, Minecraft, new outlook, new perspective, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in consciousness, shift in mindset, smp, transformative experience, transformative shift, WorldView, WorldViewChanger

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP will change the way you see the world…literally!

Join us for a wild ride where the sky is pink, the trees are made of candy, and creepers wear top hats. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, a village of talking llamas, and a hidden treasure chest that only opens if you tell it a joke.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a block of cheese.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CreeperLoveCraft

Affection, Clarity, Connection, CreeperLoveCraft, deep, emotions, expressive, feelings, genuine, Heartwarming, Honest, Impactful, love, moment, realization, relationship, Romantic, Significant, soulmate, unforgettable, vulnerable

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you wish you had a creeper-proof fortress to call home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders, building epic structures, and forming alliances with fellow players. But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge the bravest of players!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret love potion that guarantees you’ll find your Minecraft soulmate on our server. Just ask Steve and Alex, who met while fighting off a horde of zombies and skeletons. It was love at first block!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the pixelated fun begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, extremism, hezbollah, international relations, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Militia, Minecraft, past month, peace enforcement, Peacekeeping, Posts, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Terrorism, Unifil, UNIFILCraft, united nations, violence

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit, bro. like, u know how hezbollah launched 25 attacks from near UNIFIL posts over past month? well, on this server, we launch 25 attacks on creepers every single day! it’s like, total chaos but in a fun way, ya know?

plus, we got this crazy story where the creepers actually team up with the skeletons to take down the players. like, what?! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with exploding green dudes. u gotta see it to believe it, man.

and don’t even get me started on the diamond mines. we got this legend that says if u mine deep enough, u’ll find a portal to a secret world where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha. i swear, it’s like a disco party down there.

so yeah, join our server and prepare for the wildest ride of ur minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BlazeCraft: Russian Air Rage

Air, BlazeCraft, Claims, military intelligence, RAGE, Russian, Set Ablaze, transport aircraft, Tu-134, Ukraine

join our epic minecraft server where we set russian planes on fire from over 1,000 km away just for fun! our military intelligence is top notch and we guarantee a wild time full of explosions and chaos. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server in the world! who needs boring old survival when you can be part of our insane adventures? let’s burn some planes and have a blast together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Enchantments Applied:	295
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

LLM RNA Crafters United

Advancements, Bioinformatics, biomedical engineering, Crafters, functionally relevant, genetic engineering, genetic medicine, LLM, Medical research, Molecular biology, nucleotide sequences, research, RNA, RNA engineering, RNA manipulation, RNA sequences, RNA synthesis, RNA technology, RNA therapy, structurally sound, targeted RNA design, therapeutic applications, United

So, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? We got all these crazy RNA sequences and stuff that will blow your mind. Like, you can design therapeutic and targeted RNA and be all scientific and stuff. It’s like being a mad scientist in Minecraft, but without all the explosions and stuff. Join now and be a RNA wizard or something, I dunno, just do it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

World of Minecraft

Adventure, Bosses, Brazil, Brazilian, Community, Discord, FANTASY, Gaming, immersive world, Kingdoms, MCMMO, mmorpg, Modpack, multiplayer, ONLINE, original minecraft, pirate minecraft, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Server, Survival, Vanilla

PORTUGUESE Brazilian RPG server, focused on Quests, Bosses and Kingdoms, all in an immersive world using a Modpack that is available for Original and Pirated Minecraft, for more information go to our Discord > https://discord.gg/6dBXgWr

ENGLISH Brazilian RPG Server, focused on Quests, Bosses and Kingdoms, all in an immersive world using a Modpack that is available for Original and Pirate Minecraft, for more information go to our Discord > https://discord.gg/6dBXgWr

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Trekcraft Earth

Brewery, custom-made Earth map, Earth, Economy, Geopolitics, Minecraft, Movecraft, nation, PvP, Server, Towny, Trekcraft Earth

A geopolitics Earth server with Towny, Movecraft, Brewery, and more! Spawn into a custom-made Earth map and forge your nation on Trekcraft Earth today.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Potions Brewed:	46	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!