Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a total shitshow and we love it that way!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of almost losing all your points with a 30 point difference, only to miraculously come back and dominate the leaderboards. It’s so chaotic, it’s hilarious!

We have insane stories like the time a player accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens on the entire server, or when someone built a giant statue of a potato that mysteriously came to life and started terrorizing the villagers.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and non-stop laughter, come join our Minecraft SMP. Just be warned, things can get so fucking hoever that you’ll never want to leave!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Dragon Eggs Found: 3132
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Eagle`s Creative+ – Create worlds on Minecraft server

    Eagle`s Creative+ – Create worlds on Minecraft server

    Eagle`s Creative is a server on which players create new worlds every day, in which they show their imagination in the construction of maps, as well as in world coding.

    CREATE YOUR WORLD!

    There are 5 worlds available to you, and you can even customize your new world before creating it. Choose the type of world (flat, normal, empty) and environment (normal, hellish, ender). And after creating the world, you can change it:

    World nameWorld descriptionWorld iconShort world IDGame rules of the world

    RULE YOUR WORLD!

    Your world is your imagination, in which you are the creator. Maybe you want to give the rights to your friend so he can build with you, which is why we invented things like:

    Managing players in the world Player spawn point in the world Access for players to visit the world Time and weather in the world

    EXPERIENCE COMMUNITY WORLDS!

    To take a break from building your own world, you can taste and visit worlds from other talented players! In our recommendations we have chosen the best worlds, but you won’t limit yourself to recommendations, because you can:

    Sort worlds by category (RPG, Strategy, Adventure) Sort worlds by reputation, number of players and newness Search worlds by their name or ID

    MAKE A WHOLE GAME OUT OF THE WORLD!

    We not only have construction, but also coding, which is quite easy to learn! By placing a couple of coding blocks, you have already created the issuance of items when you click on the block, or a greeting when the player enters. And if you also learn about variables, lists (arrays) and dictionaries, then you will create something special!

    50 player events when the player does something in the world…70 actions on the player to do something on the player..30 player conditions to check before acting..And that’s not all!

    RESPONSIVE ADMINISTRATION!

    Regular server updates and constant communication between the administration and the community allow you to enjoy the game. You can always ask a question to the project staff or ask for help in the game.

    Maybe it’s time to connect to our server? Become the one who not only survives on some piece of land, but the one who creates and improves it.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3189 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • New Underwear Minecraft Server

    New Underwear Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the balls feel crazy! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and their balls started feeling so crazy that they couldn’t stop laughing. The laughter was contagious, spreading throughout the server and turning every player into a giggling mess. It was chaos, but oh so much fun! So if you want your balls to feel crazy too, come join us on this wild adventure. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans await you on our server!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Good Morning Minecraft SMP

    Good Morning Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a lonely miner in the vast world of Minecraft? Do you find yourself constantly surrounded by mobs and noobs with no one to share your diamonds with? Well, fear not, because our SMP is here to save you from eternal loneliness!

    Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about being forever alone again. Our community is filled with the most epic gamers who are always down for a good time. We have weekly events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Build Battle Royale” that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about those pesky creepers trying to blow up your base.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Whore Village, where you can trade your emeralds for some…um…special services. And trust us, once you’ve experienced the wonders of Whore Village, you’ll never want to leave.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and say goodbye to forever alone!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Chimeras Created: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Dad’s Dumb Rule Minecraft Server

    Dad’s Dumb Rule Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

    Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can build to your heart’s content and explore endless possibilities. But wait, there’s more – we have a special feature that allows you to tame wild wolves and ride them into battle against creepers and zombies!

    Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Take a stroll through our virtual petting zoo, where you can cuddle with adorable pixelated animals and even ride a giant chicken around the server!

    And if you’re looking for a challenge, try our exclusive “Dad Boss Battle” where you must defeat a giant dad who tries to take food out of your hand before dinner time. It’s a hilarious showdown that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

    So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! Who needs real life drama when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • BlockPartyNudesGoneWild

    BlockPartyNudesGoneWild
    Are you tired of dealing with boyfriends who are more interested in looking at naked women than spending time with you? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where all players are required to wear full armor at all times to avoid any distractions. No more worrying about your significant other being bombarded with inappropriate content, because on our server, the only thing popping up on their screen will be creepers trying to blow them up! Trust us, this is the safest place for your relationship to thrive while you mine for diamonds and build epic structures together. Say goodbye to naked women and hello to pixelated pigs!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Crafty20XX

    Crafty20XX
    Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds rain from the sky! This server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever eats one of those golden apples gains the power to build a castle in a single night!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest mob of them all – the elusive Rainbow Sheep. These majestic creatures roam the land spreading joy and color wherever they go. And if you manage to tame one, they will grant you three wishes!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5864 Magical Moments Shared: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • BlockyBash: Protect the Pixels!

    BlockyBash: Protect the Pixels!
    LOL, ok so like, this server is like the craziest place ever, you gotta join cuz it’s like a party in your computer! we got unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire, it’s lit af. and like, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the fun and adventure, like seriously, you’ll be so bored without us. plus, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out, it’s like the hottest spot in town. so come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s have a blast together!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Holy Grails Found: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Fruit Salad with Beets

    Fruit Salad with Beets
    come join our epic minecraft server where the beets are the rulers and the fruit salad is the ultimate power. you think you know minecraft? think again, because on our server, everything is upside down and inside out.

    we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and unicorns that poop out diamonds. the grass is made of cotton candy and the trees sing you lullabies as you chop them down for wood.

    our players are all secretly wizards who can turn into dragons and breathe fire on their enemies. you think you’re tough? try fighting a giant chicken that shoots lightning bolts from its beak.

    join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the killer tomatoes.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • BlockyVaxCraft: Stay Alive & Craft On!

    BlockyVaxCraft: Stay Alive & Craft On!
    come join our minecraft server, where the only risk is dying from laughter! our server is so lit, even covid-19 is scared to come near us. we got vaccinated mobs roaming around, making sure everyone stays healthy and happy.

    if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate protection against covid-19 and boring gameplay. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might).

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • SlopCraft Minecraft Server

    SlopCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like being transported to a whole new world – literally!

    Join us and embark on a journey that will make isekai anime look like a walk in the park. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension every time you log on.

    From fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen to building your own castle in the sky, the possibilities are endless on our server. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret realm filled with diamond-studded llamas and talking chickens.

    So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the ultimate adventure? Trust us, once you’ve been on our server, you’ll never want to leave. Just be careful not to get too lost in the world, or you might end up like Steve from episode 3 of that isekai anime – trapped in a world where the only way out is to mine your way to freedom.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 25

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • 5 more hours until weekend starts in Poland Minecraft SMP

    5 more hours until weekend starts in Poland Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of waiting for the weekend to start in Poland? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and time will fly by faster than a pig riding a minecart! Our server is so addicting, you won’t even notice when the weekend finally arrives. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy so you can play for days without sleep. Join now and say goodbye to boring weekends in Poland!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 5566 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • BrotherlyBucksNoBlame

    BrotherlyBucksNoBlame
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

    Forget about broken arms and missing teeth, on our server, you can create your own paradise without any drunk drivers crashing into you. Plus, there’s no child support debt to worry about – unless you count the debt you owe to the Ender Dragon for stealing its treasure!

    So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs settlements and family arguments when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers? Let’s craft away the stress together!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • BelieveItOrNotMC SMP

    BelieveItOrNotMC SMP
    Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and offer you flowers instead of blowing you up. Yes, you heard that right. Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world.

    But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • JobCraft: Master of All Trades

    JobCraft: Master of All Trades
    If you’ve had more than one job, then you definitely need to join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a crazy mix of all your past jobs rolled into one hilarious adventure.

    Remember that time you worked as a lifeguard and had to save a squirrel from drowning in the kiddie pool? Well, on our server, you’ll have to save a herd of pigs from a lava pit while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers!

    And don’t even get us started on that time you worked as a clown at a birthday party and accidentally set the cake on fire. On our server, you’ll have to juggle TNT blocks while riding a unicycle through a maze of exploding creepers!

    So if you want to relive all your past job experiences in the most ridiculous and over-the-top way possible, join our Minecraft server now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way)!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Night Owl Network

    Night Owl Network
    are you a night owl? do you take forever to fall asleep? well, come join our minecraft server where we embrace the night and party till the sun comes up!

    we’ve got crazy builds that will make you question reality, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

    our community is full of night owls just like you, so you’ll never feel alone as you struggle to sleep. plus, we have therapists on hand to help you work through your depression while you mine for diamonds.

    join us now and experience the madness that is our minecraft server. who needs sleep when you can have endless fun and questionable decisions?

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 45 Chimeras Created: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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