Ally Not Putin Minecraft SMP

alcoholism, Ally, Christian, colonial plunder, colonialist, criticizes, Divorce Rates, Domination, Ethnic groups, ethnic purity, Exploitation, Exploitative, fact, Family Values, Fiction, HIV rates, homogeneous, Masculinity, Minecraft, morally superior, muslims, nationalism, putin, racially superior, racist, right-wing extremist groups, russia, SAVIOR, smp, suicide rates, suppressed nationalist movements, traditional values, wealth, West, white race

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Look no further than our server, where we believe that Putin is the savior of the white race! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures and build our own white, Christian, homogeneous utopia in the world of Minecraft.

Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

””B r i t M i n e c r a f t S M P””

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because dominos edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest adventurers can find.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden carrots and diamond-studded eggs. Will you bow down to his clucky majesty or challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a box of exploding kittens, then dominos edish is the place for you. Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Magic Items Found:	6299	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MoodBoost SMP – Minecraft SMP

Bliss, calmness, comfort, Contentment, DELIGHT, Ease, enjoyment, Good Mood, Happiness, joy, Laughter, Minecraft, MoodBoost, Peace, positivity, Relaxation, satisfaction, Serenity, simple pleasure, smp, stress relief, Tranquility, Uplifting

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for hours on end! Our server is filled with wacky characters and crazy adventures just waiting for you to join in on the fun. Need a break from the real world? Come build a giant toilet house with us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the mobs are the DJs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate blocky master builder!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftyTime Travel: Don’t dig straight down!

advice, CraftyTime, Dig, dont, future goals, hindsight, inspiration, learning from mistakes, life lessons, looking back, message to past self, mindfulness, motivation, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, Straight.., time travel, travel, wisdom

Hey there past self! Guess what? In 5 years, you’ll stumble upon the most epic Minecraft server ever created. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you read that right. LLAMAS.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance your blocky butt off to the sickest beats while dodging creepers and skeletons.

3. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken hidden somewhere in the server, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Plus, the chicken lays diamond eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Your past self will thank you for it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Mate Value Power Play

alternative partners, attraction, emotional infidelity, evolutionary psychology, gender differences, Infidelity, interpersonal relationships, Jealousy, Mate, mate competition, MATE SELECTION, mate value, partner choice, partner preferences, perceived power, Play, power, power dynamics, relationship dynamics, relationship quality, relationship satisfaction, romantic relationships, social psychology

come join our minecraft server, where you can be the ultimate power player and have all the ladies (or dudes) swooning over you! we have magical powers that will make you feel like a god among mere mortals. you’ll be so irresistible that everyone will be lining up to be your minecraft bae.

our server is so lit that even if you already have a minecraft partner, you’ll be tempted to stray because you’ll feel like you deserve someone even better. it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding right before your very eyes, but in blocky pixel form.

so come on over and experience the thrill of being the most desired player on the server. who needs loyalty when you can have all the options in the world? join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your heart broken).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Farms Harvested:	467	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

What are Minecraft servers like Onxy Middle School ?

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Some similar Minecraft servers to Onxy Middle School include: 1. DiamondCraft – A server focused on community building and team activities, with a strong emphasis on player collaboration and friendly competition. 2. EmeraldPVP – A PvP-focused server with unique gameplay elements and events, perfect for players who enjoy a mix of strategy and combat. 3. SapphireSurvival – A survival server with a strong emphasis on building and exploration, offering players the opportunity to create their own adventures in a vast and immersive world. 4. RubyRealm – A server that combines elements of survival, PvP, and roleplaying, offering a diverse range of gameplay experiences for players of all interests. 5. TopazTown – A family-friendly server with a focus on creativity and community, perfect for players looking for a welcoming and supportive environment to play in.

Each of these servers offers a unique and engaging experience, similar to that of Onxy Middle School . Explore them today and find your new favorite Minecraft server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Catastrophe Craft Minecraft Server

ALERT, asylum escapees, asylum room, asylum seekers, CALAMITOUS HAPPENING, catastrophe, Caution, Craft, Crisis, danger, emergency, emperor, Escape, fugitives, illegal immigrants, immigration, Madrid airport, Minecraft, Moroccan, Protection, security breach, Server, unknown location, Urgent

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for the chance to encounter the infamous Moroccan aliens who have escaped from the asylum room at Madrid airport. Will you be able to survive their unpredictable antics and outsmart them in the wild world of Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. Will you be able to gain their trust and join their ranks, or will you fall victim to their ruthless llama justice?

And if that wasn’t enough, rumor has it that there is a hidden portal to a dimension filled with dancing creepers who have perfected the art of breakdancing. Will you be brave enough to venture into this strange world and challenge the creepers to a dance-off?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Moroccan aliens and keep an eye out for any llamas wearing sunglasses. Good luck, adventurer!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

NijiEN SMP – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

Denauth, ethyria, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, NijiEN, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN community, Nijisanji EN Discord, NIJISANJI EN Minecraft Server, Nijisanji EN schedule, Nijisanji EN streams, Nijisanji EN Twitter, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, Shenanigans, smp, ttt, xsoleil

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride with Nijisanji EN YouTubers like Petra Gurin, who once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle, or LazuLight, where Elira Pendora and Finana Ryugu built a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the chaos of OBSYDIA, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin have a rivalry so intense, they once had a build-off that ended in a TNT explosion! Or explore the magical world of Ethyria, where Millie Parfait, Enna Alouette, and Reimu Endou once summoned a dragon just for fun!

And that’s not all! Join Luxiem for a chance to witness Luca Kaneshiro, Shu Yamino, Ike Eveland, and Vox Akuma attempt to build a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing! Or head over to Noctyx, where Sonny Brisko, Uki Violeta, Alban Knox, and Fulgur Ovid once pranked the entire server by turning everything upside down!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the madness! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – unless they’re offering free diamonds, of course.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BabyBlocker2021

BabyBlocker2021, Communication, Controlling, Couples counseling, crisis center, Decision making, Emotional support, emotional well being, Family Planning, manipulative, Marriage, medication, mental health, mental health awareness, Professional help, relationship dynamics, self-care, Stability, support network, Therapy, trying for kids

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player’s wife was on the verge of hanging herself at work, but all he could think about was whether or not to have kids. Talk about priorities, am I right? But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server!

Experience the thrill of being called controlling and manipulative for wanting your partner to seek help and stability before bringing a child into the world. Who needs therapy or medication when you can just play Minecraft instead, am I right?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games… or is it? 😉

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Love in the Nether – Minecraft SMP

#exciting, adventurous, forbidden love, hidden location, INTIMATE, love, memorable, Minecraft, Nether, offbeat, outdoors, public place, Risky, romantic encounter, secluded, secret spot, smp, spontaneous, Surprising, Thrilling, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where romance blooms in the most unexpected places! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden cave filled with roses and heart-shaped blocks. As you explore further, you come face to face with a creeper holding a bouquet of flowers – talk about explosive chemistry! Join our server for a chance to find love in the most unconventional of places and embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a dungeon or have a romantic picnic on top of a volcano. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience love, laughter, and lava on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Animals Bred:	113	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Buildings Constructed:	43	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MineCraftStressFest

anxiety, Challenges, coping, difficult times, emotional turmoil, life struggles, mental health, mental toughness, Mental Wellbeing, MineCraftStressFest, OVERWHELMING, personal growth, PRESSURE, resilience, self-care, stress, Stress Management, Support, Therapy, tough situations, traumatic experiences

Are you tired of real life stress and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities.

Our server is the perfect place to forget about that time you accidentally sent a text to your crush that was meant for your mom. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs with your new online friends.

Forget about that time you got stuck in an elevator with your ex and their new partner. On our server, you can ride pigs, tame wolves, and even fly on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last one, but a player can dream, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and say goodbye to stress and hello to fun! Trust us, it’s way better than that time you accidentally wore your shirt inside out to a job interview.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8649	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	352
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

KimJongCraft

aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, east asia, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, Military, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, political rhetoric, SECURITY, south korea, Tension, Threats, united states, world affairs

so, like, u know how kim jong un is always talkin’ bout nukes and stuff? well, imagine if he had a minecraft server, like whaaat? join our server and experience the thrill of dodging nuclear missiles while tryin’ to build ur dream house. who needs peace treaties when u can have epic battles in the virtual world, amirite? plus, u can team up with ur friends to take down kim jong un’s evil regime and bring peace to the minecraft universe. join now and show that dictator who’s boss!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Alien Abductions:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Star Space MiniCraft

astronomical phenomenon, Astronomy, Astrophysics, celestial bodies, cosmic discoveries, Galactic Research, Mercury’s Orbit, minicraft, Record Discovery, scientific discovery, Space, Space discoveries, space exploration, Space Observation, star, star systems, stellar evolution, stellar formation, Stellar Systems, Three Large Stars, Universe Exploration

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got three large stars locked in a space smaller than mercury’s orbit! like, how even is that possible?! u can mine and build while staring at these giant stars like u in some kinda sci-fi movie. plus, rumor has it that if u build a portal to the stars, u can unlock secret powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. so come join us and witness this mind-blowing phenomenon for yourself! #mindblown #minecraftmadness

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Secret Passages Found:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	368

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where the sun is made of cheese, the trees sing opera, and the pigs ride around on hoverboards. Yes, you heard that right. Hoverboarding pigs. And that’s just the beginning!

Explore dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave, and battle giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join to see for yourself!

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll have the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you read that correctly. A dragon that farts rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Emeralds Found:	7021	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Source Engine Minecraft SMP

counter strike, engine, First Person Shooter, game design, game development, game engine, Game Mechanics, game physics, Gaming, graphics engine, half life, Minecraft, modding, programming, smp, software, source, source engine, source sdk, team fortress, Technology, Valve Corporation, video games, virtual reality

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Are you looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for hugs. Our villagers have formed a union and demand better working conditions, so you’ll have to negotiate with them if you want to trade. And don’t even get us started on the chickens – they’ve formed a gang and will peck anyone who crosses them.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of players who have built an entire city beneath the surface. You’ll have to solve riddles and complete challenges to gain access, but the rewards are worth it – trust us.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, it’s not a bug, it’s a feature.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

aging, Argument, BoomerCraft, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, family gathering, generational gap, Glitter, growing old, Hypocrisy, immaturity, makeup, Maturity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relative, Server, Taylor Swift, younger

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for some epic battles and intense debates like the one between a 24-year-old player and a 58-year-old relative who just can’t stop talking smack about Taylor Swift.

Witness the fiery exchange as they argue about glitter, maturity, and the true meaning of growing old. Who will come out on top in this clash of generations? Find out on our server where drama is always on the menu!

But that’s not all – we also have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.