Allah’s Block Party: No Censorship, Just Fun!

ADD ADHD Craft: Where even the most baked players can’t scroll past the fun!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into chickens. But be warned, the sword is guarded by a giant rainbow llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about our exclusive mini-game where you have to race against a pack of evil villager zombies riding pigs? The winner gets a pet dragon that can breathe fire and fly you around the server in style.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons to your heart’s content. Just be careful not to accidentally blow up the dance floor!

So come join us on our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat of our lava-filled parkour course, then maybe you’re not cut out for this wild and zany server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Blocky LOLcraft: Mine, Build, LOL! #CryptoFun

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has the ability to mint random Pepe NFTs! That’s right, while you’re building your epic creations, you could also be snagging some rare Pepe NFTs to add to your collection. But here’s the twist – each purchase could result in the NFT being randomly burned or rewarded! It’s like playing a game of NFT roulette every time you buy one. Who knows what kind of crazy Pepe you’ll end up with? Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, madness, and Minecraft mayhem!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Minecraft QuirkCraft: Boku No Hero Academia Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the final battle is about to go down! Bakugo, Shoto, and Ochako are all out of commission – looks like they partied too hard at the block party last night!

But fear not, because we have a secret weapon on our server – a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will lead us to victory with his powerful pecking skills. Join now and witness the epic showdown between players and mobs as we fight for control of the ultimate diamond castle!

Don’t be left behind like Bakugo, Shoto, and Ochako – join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even discover the hidden treasure of the legendary Notchbeard the Pirate!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Zombie Family Fun Land

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling sharks that are actually Disney villains in disguise. Watch out for the psycho killer stereotype lurking around every corner, ready to make your Minecraft experience more intense than ever before.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of lols and hilarious moments to keep you entertained. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyCreeperz: Where even the zombies are smarter than the average American!

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your big brain IQ? Look no further, because on our server, the average IQ is a whopping 150! That’s right, we only accept players who can solve complex mathematical equations while building epic structures in-game.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the rarest and most intelligent mobs you’ll ever encounter. From zombie scientists to creeper geniuses, you’ll never know what kind of brainy challenge awaits you around every corner.

Join now and prove that you’re not just a blocky builder, but a mastermind of Minecraft madness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Buildings Constructed:	41	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Blocky Bros Adventure Land: Where Spy x Family meets Minecraft Madness!

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Are you tired of the boring real world where you have to work for a living and deal with responsibilities? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and live out the ultimate male fantasy life!

Picture this: you have a hot loving wife who always has dinner ready for you, adorable kids who never fight or make a mess, a job that pays you in diamonds, a cool dog that can do tricks, a wardrobe full of designer armor, a fancy car that never runs out of fuel, and a mansion in a neighborhood where everyone is just like you – patriotic and homogeneous!

Forget about the real world and come live the dream on our server. Who needs reality when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Creepin’ Crafters Club: LOL Edition

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Yeehaw, partner! Are you tired of those pesky griefers and trolls ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the one and only surefire sheriff who shoots shitheads! That’s right, this sheriff ain’t messin’ around. He’ll round up those troublemakers and give ’em a good ol’ fashioned banishment to the Nether!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a gang of outlaw chickens who have taken over the town square. Can you wrangle up these feathery bandits and restore peace to the land? Only the bravest of players dare to take on this clucky challenge.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish after all that adventurin’, be sure to stop by our saloon for a refreshing pint of milk or a slice of pumpkin pie. Our bartender, Old Joe, makes the meanest potions this side of the End Portal.

So saddle up, partner, and join us on the wildest Minecraft server in the land. Just watch out for those dynamite-wielding creepers! Yeehaw!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crafting Chaos: Israel Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you definitely don’t want to mess with Israel. I mean, have you seen his eyes? That dude is a straight-up killer in the game. Join our server if you want to test your skills against the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where you can witness epic battles and crazy shenanigans all led by the one and only Israel. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you cross paths with Israel, that is.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7757	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

YeehawCraft: Where American women yell at Minecraft mobs for fun! 🤠🌟

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Are you tired of getting yelled at by American women for your choices? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can make all the crazy choices you want without any judgment! Join us and let your wildest decisions run free in a world where American women can’t tell you what to do! It’s a virtual paradise for all your wacky antics and chaotic shenanigans. So come on and join us for a hilarious time like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Creepin’ Crafters: The Server Where You’ll Ask ‘Was it good?’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building your very own diamond palace guarded by an army of friendly creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can dance the night away with their pixelated pals while dodging fireballs and dodging exploding sheep. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical unicorn poop.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our insane Minecraft server and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Potions Brewed:	58
Runes Activated:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	703	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyCommies: Where even the creepers are woke enough to fight the capitalist pigs!

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Are you tired of dealing with leftists spreading crazy conspiracy theories? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only conspiracy theories involve creepers secretly plotting against Steve! No more worrying about anti-Semitic rants, just pure blocky fun and adventures. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a secret member of the server, ready to lead you on a quest to uncover the truth behind all the pixelated chaos. So why wait? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Towns Built:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

NukeTown Academy: Where Explosions and Diplomas Collide!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos and madness goes down! Join us if you want to witness massive nukes dropping from the sky, attend hilarious graduations where players receive their diplomas in pixelated form, and watch as the stock market in-game collapses faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. And don’t even get us started on the Niji antis – those guys are always up to no good, but they sure do make things interesting around here. So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Ores Mined:	9911	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Blocky Butts & Pixels: The Quest for the Ultimate UI in Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic UI designs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic UI you’ve ever seen! It’s so good, it’ll make your eyes pop out of your head and your fingers do the floss dance uncontrollably.

Join our server and experience UI greatness like never before. Our UI is so good, it’s rumored that even the Ender Dragon is jealous of its sleek design. Players who join our server have reported increased levels of happiness, improved hand-eye coordination, and a sudden urge to yell “I love buttons!” at random intervals.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of the UI revolution. Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of our user interface. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

EvilCraft: Where Modern Women Rule and Villagers Drool!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we encourage players to engage in epic battles against their own family members in a quest for ultimate domination.

Forget about building cute little villages and trading resources, on our server you’ll be fighting tooth and nail against your own blood and flesh for control of the land. Who knew that Minecraft could be so cutthroat and intense?

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to defeat your own siblings, parents, or even grandparents in a battle for supremacy. Who does this to their own blood and flesh? You do, on our crazy Minecraft server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Dragon’s Derp Den – Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Daimon was Right All Along – Marry Pawns Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server where players could marry pawns and fight epic battles against dragons. Yes, you heard that right – dragons! And not just any dragons, but dragons with skills, core skills, and augments that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! Our server is so legendary that even Capcom themselves conducted a survey about it. And guess what? They agreed that Daimon was right all along! Who is Daimon, you ask? Well, you’ll just have to join the server to find out.

So, what are you waiting for? Patch up your Minecraft client, grab your sword, and join us for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even find your true love among the pawns. Don’t believe me? Check out our official survey and patch notes for proof!

Join now and let the craziness begin! (Disclaimer: Marrying pawns in Minecraft may or may not lead to actual marriage in real life. Please pawn responsibly.)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magic Items Found:	4347
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5