All Abortionists Go To Hell Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CreeperNation – No Chants Allowed!

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So, like, u know that group that was all like “death to Canada” and stuff? Well, they’re, like, listed as a terrorist entity now. But, like, don’t worry about that because we have the most epic Minecraft server ever and they totally don’t play on it. Join us and, like, build epic structures and battle dragons and stuff. Plus, like, we have free diamond armor for all new players because we’re just that awesome. So, like, forget about those terrorist dudes and come play with us instead. It’s gonna be, like, totally rad, dude!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Poly Craft: They Them Confusion

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so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it will make ur brain explode with joy? well, u have come to the right place, my friend! this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter and happiness.

u know how they/them pronouns can be confusing sometimes? well, on this server, we embrace the confusion and make it our superpower. we have created a whole new language where every word is a different pronoun. it’s like trying to speak alien while riding a unicycle on a tightrope over a pit of lava.

also, did i mention that our server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities? they are like the Elon Musk of the ocean, but with more fins and less flamethrowers.

if u join our server, u will be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide u through the mystical land of pixelated wonder. they will show u where to find the best loot, the coolest builds, and the dankest memes.

so, what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic adventure and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft server in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, but who cares? llamas are cool.”

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Buildings Constructed:	43	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Ketamine Safe Zone

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do u like minecraft? do u also like not feeling like u wanna jump off a cliff? well do we have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we give out free ketamine to all our players! that’s right, ketamine! studies show it can lower ur risk of wanting to do the big sad! so come on down and build ur dream house while feeling like ur floating on a cloud of happiness! join now and say goodbye to those dark thoughts, and hello to a brighter, ketamine-filled future!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

🐝 Let’s Bee Enemies🐝 No vanilla, just bitterness and honey! 1.20.4 Java Teams Voice chat

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Welcome to 🐝 Let’s Bee Friends🐝 !
Looking for a place where everyone will be glad to see you and your friends? Or you just want to play on a vanilla Minecraft server for FREE?
We are a 1.20.4 survival server with:
🗺️- A small +1000 to -1000 block wide world border that will expand
⚔️ – Teams for you and your friends to create and join!
🗣️ – Simple Voice Chat for you and your friends!
All information on our website : https://www.letsbeefriends.com/
Let’s Bee Friends! 🌱🐝
Server IP: mc.letsbeefriends.org
And if you want to follow up on the server, check out our Discord server as well! We have a special contest just for you!
[https://discord.gg/6BRw8QBDVT ]

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I join the server for free?

A: Yes, our Minecraft server is free to join.

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: We are currently running version 1.20.4 of Minecraft.

Q: Is there a world border on the server?

A: Yes, we have a small world border of +1000 to -1000 blocks wide that expands.

Q: Can I create and join teams on the server?

A: Yes, you can create and join teams with your friends on our server.

Q: Is there voice chat available on the server?

A: Yes, we have simple voice chat available for you and your friends to use.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server?

A: You can visit our website at https://www.letsbeefriends.com/ for more information.

Q: How can I connect to the server?

A: You can connect to the server using the IP mc.letsbeefriends.org.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the Minecraft server?

A: Yes, we have a Discord server where you can follow up on server updates and participate in special contests. Join us at https://discord.gg/6BRw8QBDVT.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Be me Minecraft server

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>So, you’re tired of your boring job and not getting raises? Sounds like you need a change of scenery! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own gallows and take out your frustrations in a virtual world.

>We promise our virtual Uber service is much more lucrative than the real one – just imagine driving around in a pixelated car and making bank!

>Plus, our community is full of like-minded individuals who also dream of escaping their mundane lives and building epic structures. So come join us and let’s build a world where raises are plentiful and gallows are just a fun side project!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1868	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Undertale is my Minecraft SMP jam

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Why, you ask? Because we have a strict “pro-genocide” policy inspired by the game Undertale!

Join us and unleash your inner villain as you compete in epic battles to see who can rack up the most “genocide points” by taking out innocent mobs left and right. But be warned, the stakes are high and the competition is fierce. Will you rise to the top as the ultimate genocidal maniac, or will you be left in the dust by more ruthless players?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the genocide games begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…right? 😉

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

InLawRageQuitCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the name of the game? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the family gathering chaos without any of the real-life consequences!

Join us for dessert wars, where you can fight for your right to skip out on sweets and face off against pushy relatives who just won’t take no for an answer. Watch out for flying desserts and blurred vision rage – it’s all part of the fun!

But that’s not all – engage in epic texting battles with your virtual family members, where insults fly and boundaries are pushed to the limit. Will you be the one to block your in-game relatives and declare zero contact? The choice is yours!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride of family drama and dessert disputes, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs real-life family gatherings when you can have all the chaos and none of the stress in the virtual world?

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MoaningMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice things up! We have regular events like “The Great Chicken Race” where players have to race their chickens through an obstacle course while avoiding lava pits and creepers. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Piggyback Battle Royale” where players ride on pigs and battle it out with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also known for its hilarious in-game challenges like “The Worst Name to Moan in Bed Challenge” where players have to come up with the most ridiculous names to moan while playing. Trust us, things get pretty wild during that challenge!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes on our server!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	89	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

LuxuryCraft: Can’t Live Without!

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Are you tired of living in a world without diamonds and gold? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate luxury paradise! Join us and experience a world where every block is made of pure diamond and every tree drops golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to rainbow-colored sheep, you’ll never know what crazy creature will pop up next.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come join us for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

RubleRumbleCraft

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the ruble is imploding just like in russia!!! u can build ur own empire and watch as the currency crumbles around u HAHAHA. join now for a wild ride and see if u can survive the economic chaos while crafting and mining ur way to victory. who needs stable currency when u have blocks to stack, amirite?? come on in and let’s watch the ruble burn together!!!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

FitKids Mental Wellness

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so like, if you wanna be a total boss in the minecraft world, you gotta join this server cuz it will give you SUPERPOWERS! like, you’ll be able to lift giant blocks with just one hand and run super fast like the flash!

plus, all the cool kids are on this server, so you gotta join if you wanna be part of the cool crew. we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make your head spin!

and get this, being on this server will actually make you smarter and happier in real life! like, your brain will be so buff from all the problem-solving and teamwork that you’ll be a genius in no time.

so what are you waiting for? join now and become a minecraft superhero with a brain the size of a planet!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Politically Incorrect Craft: Where Minecraft meets government simulations! Join now for LOLs

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PolityCraft: The Ultimate Modded GeoRP!
Welcome to PolityCraft, where your dreams of nation and civilization building come to life! Explore a meticulously edited mod pack designed for a seamless gameplay experience on an expansive Earth map on a 1:250 scale. Whether you want to be a wandering trader, forge a small tribe, build a thriving kingdom, or expand into a powerful empire, the possibilities are endless. Collaborate with friends, engage in diplomacy, or wage wars as you shape your own destiny in a world full of opportunities.

PolityCraft: The Ultimate Modded GeoRP!

Welcome to PolityCraft, where your dreams of nation and civilization building come to life! Explore a meticulously edited mod pack designed for a seamless gameplay experience on an expansive Earth map on a 1:250 scale. Whether you want to be a wandering trader, forge a small tribe, build a thriving kingdom, or expand into a powerful empire, the possibilities are endless. Collaborate with friends, engage in diplomacy, or wage wars as you shape your own destiny in a world full of opportunities.

Key Features:
Custom Earth Map: Immerse yourself in a stunning, realistic rendition of Earth at a scale of 1:250.
Nation Building: Start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
Tools of Industry: Use Create and it’s many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
Tools of War: Raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.
Community Focused: Join a friendly and active community of builders, strategists, and explorers.

Discord:
https://discord.gg/invite/xCyGR2t7ms

Server IP:
europa.cheesehosting.net:34003

FAQ
Q: What do I need to do to join PolityCraft? A: You are required to join the discord in order to apply for the Whitelist as well as to download the Modpack. We aim to process Whitelist applications within 24 hours.
Q: Can I start my own nation on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
Q: How can I build an automated society on PolityCraft? A: You can use Create and its many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
Q: Is PvP allowed on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Joan Jett Endorses Harris Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Joan Jett endorsing Kamala Harris? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be! We’ve got Neil Young and Jon Bon Jovi following suit, so you know it’s gonna be a rockin’ good time. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even a surprise appearance from your favorite rockstar! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and rock on!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	3616	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

HangryHubbyNoPlate

Burnout, Communication, Cooking, dinner time, division of labor, family dynamics, family meals, Gender Roles, grocery bags, grocery haul, grocery shopping, grocery store, HangryHubbyNoPlate, household chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, meal planning, meal prep, mealtime, traditional roles, work-life balance

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a break from the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect blocky castle.

Join us and leave behind the struggles of meal planning and grocery shopping, because on our server, your only job is to mine, build, and survive. No more arguments with your husband about who should go to the store or cook dinner – here, the only thing you’ll be cooking up is some epic creations in the virtual world.

And if you ever feel like you need a break from all the building and exploring, just remember that on our server, you can always take a break and let your virtual character do all the work. No more feeling like a maid or waitress, because in this world, you’re the queen (or king) of your own domain.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be serving up is some serious fun. Leave the real world drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	261	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ScamCraft SMP: ObviousFools

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate scam…I mean, the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been searching for!

Join our server for the chance to be pranked by our resident troll who loves nothing more than turning your beautiful builds into giant toilets. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…or is it?

We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a special event every week where players must participate in a chicken dance-off to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be scammed…I mean, entertained like never before!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1