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Pixelated Nostalgia: A Minecraft Server for 80s-00s Kids

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Are you tired of playing modern games that are a complete mess? Join our Minecraft server where the games are developed by all White/Asian dev teams and are released in less than two years with banger after banger! No more shitters, niggers, trannies, and woman dev teams ruining the gaming experience. Our games run like a dream, with optimized gameplay and no bloated mess to deal with.

Say goodbye to movie games with annoying quick time events and dog shit UI. On our server, you won’t find any macho female protags who are always lesbians and ugly trannies trying to self-insert. And forget about micro transactions and live service single player games that are full of lies.

Join us now and experience a gaming world where all men are competent and not just punch lines, unless they’re black of course. No more dealing with helpless and naive White men in games. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Villages Defended:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Meme Team Minecraft Madness: Mel, Choco, Aki, Roboco, Matsuri & Ririka

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a llama on a sugar rush? Well, look no further than our server, where we have crazier stories than a creeper trying to do stand-up comedy!

Join us and you might just run into Yozora Mel, who was known for ASMR, singing, and probably summoning Ender Dragons with her voice alone. Or how about Yuzuki Choco, who can cook up a storm in Minecraft while simultaneously dominating in Apex Legends – talk about multi-talented!

And let’s not forget about Aki Rosenthal, who loves ARK, 3D Lives, and apparently, alcohol – we can only imagine the shenanigans that go down when she’s online. Oh, and Roboco? She’s all about cleanliness, FPS games, and being a general pon (whatever that means) – you never know what surprises she’ll bring to the server!

Matsuri is another member you might bump into, with her singing, dancing, and self-proclaimed menhera status – whatever that means. And last but not least, Ichijou Ririka from ReGLOSS, who’s all about chatting streams, cooking up a storm, and speaking English only – because why not add a language barrier to the chaos?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, join us now and be prepared for a rollercoaster ride of insanity!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Crafty Creepers: Where Bethesda’s Anti-Rebuild Agenda is Hilariously Embraced!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question the very fabric of reality? Look no further, because on our server, we have uncovered the shocking truth behind Bethesda’s hatred for humanity rebuilding itself.

Join us as we unravel the mystery of why Bethesda wants the NCR destroyed and humanity to start from scratch. Is it because they’re secretly aliens trying to take over the world? Or maybe they just really hate progress and want us to stay in the Stone Age forever.

But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you can defy Bethesda’s evil plans and build a glorious civilization that will stand the test of time. So come join us and let’s stick it to those pesky game developers who want to hold us back!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Mines Excavated:	4372	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Crafty Creepers: Where even the gods can’t keep up with our epic builds!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride through a world where Eruvs and Kapparoth are the norm. Need to make sure your virtual food is Kosher? We got you covered! And don’t even get us started on the Tashlikh mini-game where you can toss your sins away like yesterday’s leftovers.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to wrestle with an angel like Jacob? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling celestial beings for ultimate bragging rights. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PeasantCraft: When You Realize You’re Just a Low Status Youngling in Minecraft

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being the most powerful being on the planet! As a low status young single male, you have nothing to lose in life, so why not wreak havoc and chaos in our world? Build giant monuments to your awesomeness, create insane traps for unsuspecting players, and unleash your inner mad scientist with crazy experiments. Who cares about dying when you can respawn and continue your reign of terror? The possibilities are endless, so come join us and see how far you can go before they manage to stop you (if they can)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Gender Bender Craft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a gender-bending theme where everyone can be whoever they want to be – whether you’re a guy who wants to be a girl or a girl who wants to be a guy, we’ve got you covered!

Join us for epic adventures where you can slay dragons while rocking a fabulous dress or build the coolest castle while sporting a killer beard. Our community is all about embracing your true self and having a blast while doing it. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s show the world that in Minecraft, anything is possible – even if it involves some serious gender-bending shenanigans!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9977
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Buildings Constructed:	42

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Angry Koreans Minecraft Server – Where Impatience and Passive-Aggressiveness Collide for Epic Gameplay!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve turned the whole society into an army! That’s right, forget about peaceful villagers and cute animals, we’ve got soldiers running around ready to battle it out in epic PvP matches.

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting for your survival in a world where every block could be your last. Build your own fortress, gather resources, and recruit your own army to dominate the battlefield. But be careful, because the enemy could be lurking around every corner, waiting to strike.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a Minecraft world where chaos reigns supreme and the only way to survive is to fight like your life depends on it (because it actually does)? Join us now and let the battle begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219	Mines Excavated:	4158

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Pixelated Pranksters Minecraft Server: Where Everything is a Virtual Reality Mission!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a whole new level of crazy!

Join us for an epic adventure where the entire game is actually a VR mission! That’s right, you’ll be immersed in a virtual world where nothing is as it seems. Just like in Metal Gear Solid 2, you’ll question reality, your own identity, and maybe even the meaning of life itself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is inspired by the novel “The New York Trilogy” and will have you feeling like a detective trying to unravel the mysteries of the universe. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Snake himself pointing to his bandana and giving you infinite ammo as a hilarious gag.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of something truly mind-blowing? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Dragon’s LOLma: Crafting Chaos with /ddg/ Crew

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and repetitive gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where you can storm the Greatwall like a true warrior!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to create your own pawn to fight by your side. Our server is so awesome, even Capcom themselves have taken notice and conducted an official survey about it!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly updated with patch notes and new features, so you’ll never get bored. Plus, our community is so friendly and helpful, you’ll feel like you’re part of a real-life adventure party.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Minecraft like never before on our server – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Astral Projections Made:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Melon Madness: Where Big Fruits Rule the World!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you melon lovers out there! We have the biggest, juiciest melons you’ve ever seen in Minecraft – and we’re not just talking about the fruit!

Join our server for a chance to explore our melon-themed world, where everything from the buildings to the mobs are shaped like melons. Want to ride a giant melon pig into battle? We’ve got you covered. How about diving into a pool of melon juice to replenish your health? Yup, we’ve got that too.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Melon King, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of worthy challengers. Defeat him in battle and you’ll be rewarded with a crown made entirely of melons – the ultimate status symbol in our melon-obsessed world.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a melon-tastic adventure like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer melon madness that awaits you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SaladCraft: Where Chickens Rule and Salad is the Only Currency

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real challenge is deciding whether or not to eat Livia’s salad! Legend has it that Livia’s salad is so delicious, it will give you superhuman powers in the game. But be warned, some players have reported experiencing strange side effects like turning into a pig or speaking in reverse. Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to conquer Livia’s salad!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Pixelated Pals and Pals, Not Racists, Promise!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further! Our server offers a unique and exciting experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us for the chance to hang out with black people (aka niggers) in a virtual world like never before!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the tallest block tower in all of Minecraft, built entirely out of diamond blocks. Rumor has it that if you can climb to the top, you’ll find a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that will give you superpowers in the game.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a pet dragon that roams the server, breathing fire and causing chaos wherever it goes. If you can tame the dragon, you’ll have the ultimate ally in your quest for domination.

So why wait? Join us today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you’ll never forget!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

NerdyCraft: Where Discord Nerds Rule & Creeper Scares Drool

#youtube, Communication, creeper, Discord, Drool, Gaming, glove technology, innovation, iPhone, multi-million dollar companies, NERDS, NerdyCraft, rule, Scares, Smartphone, talent management, Talents, Technology, tracking devices, tracking gloves, tracking technology, video sharing, virtual reality, virtual reality devices, vive trackers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and play alongside 2 discord nerds who communicate solely through interpretive dance using vive trackers, an iPhone, and tracking gloves. Watch as they build entire cities with their feet while juggling flaming swords! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember, if they can do it, so can you! So come join the madness and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into on our server. Who knows, you might even become a multi-million dollar talent like our discord nerds!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

KimchiCraft: Where Creeper meets K-Pop in a free-to-play virtual world!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with mystery, mayhem, and magical unicorns (yes, we have those).

Ever wondered what happened to all the missing villagers in Minecraft? Well, on our server, they all decided to start a boy band and are now touring the world, leaving behind their empty villages for you to explore and loot to your heart’s content. But beware, they may have left some booby traps behind!

And that’s not all, we have a secret underground disco club run by creepers who love to bust a move when they’re not blowing things up. Plus, our Nether is filled with hot tubs and lava slides for you to relax and unwind after a long day of mining.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Crafty Misfits: The Ultimate Anti-Social Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama, battle against hordes of zombie chickens, and even ride on the back of a flying pig! Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to step foot in our realm.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and even a dance party with creepers (just make sure to watch your back)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT-wielding sheep, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7