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Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 28
Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Gods Slained: 0
Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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