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Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Animals Bred: 156 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Holy Grails Found: 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50
Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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