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Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Love Letters Sent: 15
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 44
Vanishing Items Found: 6 Zombie Dances: 9
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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