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Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found: 625 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 4
Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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