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Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 19
Underground Cities Explored: 5 Buildings Constructed: 27
Dragon Eggs Found: 3258 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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