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Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent: 10 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
Secret Passages Found: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
Gods Slained: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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