Simple greek minecraft server. Nothing special to see here. Just me trying to reach the description character limit nothing much. I mean really nothing is going on here.
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Build your own virtual drama as you navigate through relationships, pregnancies, and custody battles – all from the comfort of your blocky world. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos firsthand in Minecraft?
Join now and create your own outrageous stories that will make this guy’s life look like a walk in the park. Don’t worry, we won’t judge – we’ll just provide a safe space for you to unleash all your virtual drama. Let the games begin!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join us for epic adventures where you can build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in a medieval arena. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your diamond helmet falls off!
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 57 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have the most OP weapons and armor, like, seriously, you’ll be slaying mobs left and right like a boss.
And don’t even get me started on our community events. We have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and win some sick prizes. Plus, we have the craziest parkour courses that will test your skills and patience (in a good way, of course).
So, why should u join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in there. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, well, let’s just say things might get a little…hot.
So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs). Join us now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
But wait, there’s more! The ice spikes biome is actually a secret portal to a dimension where snow golems rule the land and have epic snowball fights all day long.
And get this, the aurora borealis in the sky isn’t just for show, it actually gives you superpowers like flying and shooting ice beams from your eyes. It’s like being a superhero, but in Minecraft!
So come on, join us on this wild adventure where the Arctic Ozone is measured at the highest level since 1979, whatever that means. Just trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 15 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Server Name | Simply Vanilla |
|---|---|
| Overview | Anarchy with NO Hacking! |
| Online Since | 2019 |
| Discord Community | Strong and active |
| Rules | No hacking/duping allowed |
| Server IP | simplyvanilla.net |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
| Website | Visit our website |
| Map Size | 10 TB+ |
Simply Vanilla is an anarchy Minecraft server that does not allow hacking or duping. It has been online since 2019 and has a strong discord community with active players.
Yes, you can escape spawn by watching this video: Spawn Escape Video. Join today to escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray, and conquer bases!
The server does not allow hacking or duping. Other than that, players are free to play as they wish in an anarchy environment.
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 3614 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like when our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant maze filled with creepers wearing clown costumes. Or when our moderator decided to start a chicken rebellion and now the entire server is overrun with clucking chaos.
But don’t worry, we also have epic build battles where players have to construct a castle using only dirt and cobblestone while being chased by a horde of angry llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7085 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Our server is the perfect escape from messy divorces and absentee parents. No need to worry about signing birthday cards for your ex-wife, just focus on building the coolest virtual birthday party for your son, Noah!
Join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a 34-year-old ex-wife accusing you of cheating with a 19-year-old intern when you can have fun mining for diamonds and crafting epic builds with your virtual friends?
Don’t be a jerk like Sarah, come join our server and let the virtual adventures begin!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against them to protect your precious loot? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gender-swapping adventure you’ll ever encounter. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the opposite sex along the way. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your gender stereotypes at the door. See you in game!
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us for a wild ride where common advice like “don’t dig straight down” is thrown out the window. On our server, digging straight down actually leads you to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.
But that’s not all! Instead of avoiding lava, we encourage you to jump right in and swim around like it’s a hot tub. And forget about building shelters to protect yourself from monsters – on our server, the monsters are actually your best friends and will help you build the coolest castle in all of Minecraft.
So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
we have vodka rivers, bear companions, and babushkas who will bake you delicious treats while you mine for diamonds. join us now and experience the true slav life in minecraft! da, comrade, da!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
