Simple greek minecraft server. Nothing special to see here. Just me trying to reach the description character limit nothing much. I mean really nothing is going on here.
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 87 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Aphmau, whose real name is Jessica, is a popular YouTuber and content creator known for her Minecraft roleplay series and storytelling. She has garnered a large following for her family-friendly content and engaging personality. Aphmau also runs a successful merchandise line and has collaborated with other content creators in the gaming community.
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join us if you want to build your dream world with like-minded individuals who share your love for traditional values and homogenous nations. We welcome all players, as long as you’re not a “based” shitskin or a “redpilled” non white – sorry, we have standards!
So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just remember to leave your woke friends and mixed race children at the door. Let’s build a world where only the most liberal, LGBT, and woke white players reign supreme!
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 188 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
But wait, there’s more! Get ready to navigate through financial drama and marital disputes as you build your virtual world. Will you lend your in-game spouse money, or make them dip into their retirement savings? The choice is yours on our server!
So come on down and join the chaos – because who needs a trip to Vegas when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 32 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 51 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 324 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join our server and experience the thrill of facing off against zombie pigmen who moonwalk while attacking, or encountering skeletons who have a strange obsession with wearing top hats.
And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for breakdancing and loves challenging players to dance battles instead of epic battles.
So come on over and join the madness, because on our server, the only thing scary at 3am is how addicted you’ll be to playing on it!
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 6097 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
we got pigs that fly and cows that do the moonwalk, it’s totally wild! plus, our admins are like, actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (but no wishing for more wishes, that’s just greedy).
also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. so come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is all about that sustainable life, bro. We ain’t about overexploiting shrimp stocks, nah uh. We got them inclusive solutions that’ll make you say, “Dang, this server is the bomb diggity!”
So come on down and join us on this wild ride of saving dolphins and making the world a better place, one block at a time. Let’s get fishing bans and dolphin conservation up in here, y’all! 🐬🎣🌊
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us and become a dumb gyaru, a shy bookworm, a cute witch, big titty rapebait (yes, that’s a thing apparently), a needy loli, a ditzy slut, a domineering mommy, or any other crazy character you can think of! We welcome humans, elves, goblins, anthros, demongirls, monstergirls… basically any kind of girl you can imagine.
In our Messy Edition, anything goes! Want to roleplay as a mermaid who’s obsessed with collecting forks? Go for it. How about a ninja warrior princess who fights evil with her magical hairbrush? Sure, why not! The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server.
So come on and join us for a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember, on Girls You Wanna Be, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Dimension Hops: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
But that’s not all, folks! Our server also offers insane mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you pass around a live TNT block and try not to explode, or “Sheep Jousting” where you ride sheep and try to knock your opponents off their woolly steeds. And let’s not forget about our custom mobs like the Disco Pig, who boogies down while dropping rare loot.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out.
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 5587 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
