Simple greek minecraft server. Nothing special to see here. Just me trying to reach the description character limit nothing much. I mean really nothing is going on here.
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join us for our September community update, where we discuss the importance of wearing diamond armor at all times to protect yourself from sneaky creepers. And don’t miss our first developer Q&A, where we reveal the secret recipe for crafting a potion that turns you into a dancing llama.
Check out our roadmap for upcoming events, such as the Great Sheep Shearing Competition and the Zombie Apocalypse Survival Challenge. And if you’re looking for some jolly cooperation with your battle brothers, join our Steam group where you can share secret codes for epic PvP battles.
Don’t worry if you’re having trouble finding players to join your quest, just back out to the main menu and re-enter the battle barge for a quick workaround. And be sure to check out our Dude Wall, where you can submit your own epic Minecraft creations and see what other players have built.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on Total Chaos W Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like a herd of exploding sheep or a dragon that sings show tunes. It’s all part of the fun!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 2103 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
But don’t worry, we won’t call you names or say mean things like your ex did. We’ll just keep bugging you to log on and play for hours on end, because we know you can’t resist the urge to keep coming back for more.
And if you think you can escape by denying our requests, think again! Just like your ex showing up at your doorstep in the rain, we’ll find a way to make you pick us up and drop us off wherever we please. Resistance is futile, so you might as well just give in and join our server now.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will never let you go, no matter how hard you try to break free, come join us. We promise it’ll be the most emotionally draining experience of your life, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground ant civilization that has been plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with the ants and help them achieve their tiny tyrannical dreams? Or will you stand against them and defend your precious pixelated land?
So come on down to our insect-infested SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the bugs are bigger than the blocks! Just remember to bring your bug spray and a sense of humor, because things are about to get buggy in the best way possible.
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 85 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
if you wanna see some real epigenetic shenanigans and witness gene expression going haywire, you gotta join this server. it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before in minecraft. plus, the mice are super chill and love to build epic structures out of cheese blocks.
so come on, join the madness and experience the wildest genetic ride of your life. who knew a placenta could be so entertaining?
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
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| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 17 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 35 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Server Information | |
|---|---|
| Server Name: | Vortex Skies |
| Server IP: | vortexskies.serverminer.com |
| Modpack: | SkyFactory 4 – 4.2.4 |
| Discord: | Join our Discord |
Looking to dive into a fresh modded Minecraft experience? Vortex Skies has just launched and we’re opening the doors for new players! Whether you’re an experienced modded Minecraft pro or just starting your SkyFactory journey, there’s a place for you in our skies.
A: The server IP is vortexskies.serverminer.com
A: The server is running SkyFactory 4 – 4.2.4
A: You can join our Discord server by clicking here.
A: The community is active, welcoming, and open to collaboration on various projects.
A: Yes, we plan community events, contests, and challenges from time to time with possible rewards.
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 151 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2957 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join our server and kick your husband out of the virtual bedroom instead! We have spare rooms where he can sleep peacefully while you build and explore without any disturbances. No more waking up to the sound of tooth brushing, just pure gaming bliss.
Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a tooth fairy who will grant you wishes in exchange for dental hygiene products. So stock up on toothpaste and floss, because you never know when you might need to make a deal with the mystical tooth fairy.
Join now for a toothbrush-free gaming experience like no other!
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2984 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 45 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 35 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
