Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never fall for Jewish tricks like Christcuck did! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, cauldrons, and holy trees. Who knows, you might even get transformed into fertile chaos yourself! Don’t be a Christtard, join us and experience the true meaning of eternal death in the most lolzy way possible. See you on the server, if you dare to face the wrath of Holle!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
Mineshafts Explored: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • StopSignDropMom

    StopSignDropMom
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel? Join our server for some wild and crazy adventures!

    Imagine this: you’re dropping off your daughter at school in the dark morning hours, trying to avoid the school bus behind you. But wait, the bus driver decides to honk at you not once, but twice! Talk about drama on the streets of Minecraft.

    Join our server for some intense traffic situations, where you can show off your mad driving skills and maybe even flip off a virtual bus driver (no real bus drivers were harmed in the making of this server).

    Who needs real-life road rage when you can experience it all in the safety of Minecraft? Join now for some adrenaline-pumping fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Runes Activated: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • CozyTV4MinecraftSMP

    CozyTV4MinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed in your life!

    Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, and participate in intense llama racing competitions. Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all dirt blocks into diamonds with a single swing.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a mischievous creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your entire base covered in pink wool or your inventory filled with nothing but potatoes.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 402
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • InfluencerWineAge

    InfluencerWineAge
    Are you tired of boring old servers where influencers are aging like milk left out in the sun? Well, look no further because on our server, influencers are aging like fine wine! Join us for a chance to witness the miraculous transformation of your favorite influencers into sophisticated, refined individuals right before your very eyes. Who needs anti-aging creams when you can just hop on our server and watch the magic happen? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see influencers defy the laws of nature and age like the classy bottles of wine they truly are. Join now and prepare to be amazed!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Potions Brewed: 103
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • GTAMC-Reborn

    GTAMC-Reborn

    Welcome to GTAMC-Reborn, the long-awaited revival of the original GTAMC server! Brought to life by four of the most dedicated and experienced staff members from the original GTAMC, we are committed to delivering a truly authentic, exciting, and community-focused GTA experience like no other. With years of experience and deep knowledge of what made the original GTAMC great, we’ve worked tirelessly to bring you the best features while adding fresh, innovative twists to keep the gameplay exciting.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • netherlite

    netherlite

    Netherlite Survival:rpg server – Quests, Adventure, Badges, Blood nights, Generated wild world, mythicmobs and more with optimized server experience for all players.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Potions Brewed: 33 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP

    Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

    Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

    So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 93 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 30 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP

    BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

    Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Girls will never understand the thrill of watching boys trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of TNT, only to have it blow up in their faces (literally).

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. Girls will never understand why boys spend hours trying to tame these fashionable llamas just to have them throw a wild dance party every night.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1121

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • MineCraftWholesomeness

    MineCraftWholesomeness
    Have you ever seen a creeper stop mid-explosion to give a hug instead? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, zombies doing the cha-cha, and villagers starting a boy band. Our server is so wholesome, even the Ender Dragon bakes cookies for newcomers. Don’t miss out on the wackiest and most heartwarming Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • TribalTown: Indigenous Mayor Madness

    TribalTown: Indigenous Mayor Madness
    lol so like, this server is like the Brazil of Minecraft servers, bro. we got a record-high number of Indigenous mayors and other municipal officials, like, running the show. it’s cray cray, man. we’re all about increasing representation and making sure everyone’s rights are fulfilled, ya know? join us and be a part of this epic journey to equality and diversity in the Minecraft world. plus, our mayors throw the best parties, you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time. #IndigenousPower #PartyLikeAMayor

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 153 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Loud Trucks VS Drag Guys

    Loud Trucks VS Drag Guys
    Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because this server is the bomb diggity! We’ve got more loud trucks than a monster truck rally, and let me tell you, straight guys go absolutely bananas for them. It’s like catnip for their manly souls.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like a disco ball on steroids. We’ve got more neon lights than a Las Vegas casino, and the party never stops. You’ll be dancing like a maniac in no time.

    And don’t even get me started on the epic stories you’ll hear on this server. We’ve got tales of dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Spud. It’s like a bedtime story on steroids, and you won’t be able to get enough.

    So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server in town. Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started, gamers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Potions Brewed: 171
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Villages Defended: 12 Dark Rituals Completed: 6

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • flairvanillamc

    flairvanillamc

    Flair Vanilla – Enjoy a classic survival, anarchy like experience with minimal plugins. Griefing and farming are allowed. Join now and contribute to the community.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Villages Defended: 14 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 16
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • When MC

    When MC

    Pagla MC is a Minecraft server with multiple gamemodes like Lifesteal, Survival, Custom Survival, Headsteal and much more.

    Pagla MC also have a dedicated PvP server which have all main gamemodes like Nethpot, Diapot, Cartpvp, Build UHC and much more.

    We have active staffs, fair gameplay, regular events and cheapest ranks starting from rupees 49 only…..

    So don’t Forget To Join PAGLA MC

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Star Shards Collected: 51
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 9478
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Farms Harvested: 469
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Runes Activated: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Insane Gamer Minecraft Server

    Insane Gamer Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a lonely hermit in Minecraft? Join our server and make virtual friends who will never leave you! Our community is full of players who are just as socially awkward as you, so you’ll fit right in. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a pixelated girlfriend in-game, she’ll come to life and love you forever. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and dive into a world where you can finally feel like you belong. Join now and say goodbye to your real-life loneliness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 8

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP

    Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unexpected twists.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has more drama than a soap opera. From secret alliances to epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a treasure hunt like no other – forget about diamonds, we’re talking about finding Another Crab’s Treasure!

    And don’t even get us started on the gameplay. It’s so good, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, our art direction is top-notch – you won’t find any vomit-like UI here, unlike that other server, Metaphor.

    But wait, there’s more! Did we mention the secret underground society of players who control the fate of the server? Or the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Dimension Hops: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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