Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never fall for Jewish tricks like Christcuck did! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, cauldrons, and holy trees. Who knows, you might even get transformed into fertile chaos yourself! Don’t be a Christtard, join us and experience the true meaning of eternal death in the most lolzy way possible. See you on the server, if you dare to face the wrath of Holle!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed: 7 Star Shards Collected: 90
Love Letters Sent: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 44
Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Cube Kingdom

    Cube Kingdom

    We are currently a small SMP server where everyone has a say in the future of the server. Anyone who wants to can come and visit us. Unfortunately, the server is currently only accessible to Java players, but we are working on making sure that Bedrock players can also use it. We have several seasons throughout the year in which we want to implement different ideas. At the beginning of each season we reset all worlds so that we have room for new things. The players decide when each season ends by voting on our Discord server. If you would still prefer to continue playing the season, you can download the world files for each individual season from our website.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ores Mined: 5566 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 47 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • WanderWild SMP

    WanderWild SMP

    A semi-vanilla SMP with economy, community shops, player ranks, events, and endless adventures to explore!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 570
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 74 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Ores Mined: 2224 Elemental Crystals Collected: 63

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Crafty Bible Minecraft Server

    Crafty Bible Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like the Garden of Eden meets the Nether! Have you read the Bible even once? Well, get ready to experience it in a whole new way on our server.

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep named Moses who will guide you through the Ten Commandments of Minecraft. Want to part the Redstone Sea? No problem! Just say the magic words and watch as the water magically parts before your very eyes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-encrusted Ark, where you can ride in style while two of every mob follow you around. And don’t forget about our weekly PvP tournaments where players battle it out for the title of Minecraft Messiah.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never experienced it before. Trust us, you’ll be saying “Holy cow!” in no time.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Animals Bred: 127 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 11
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Runes Activated: 5 Towns Built: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Dictator of Britain Minecraft SMP

    Dictator of Britain Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

    Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

    Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 164

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • StopSignDropMom

    StopSignDropMom
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel? Join our server for some wild and crazy adventures!

    Imagine this: you’re dropping off your daughter at school in the dark morning hours, trying to avoid the school bus behind you. But wait, the bus driver decides to honk at you not once, but twice! Talk about drama on the streets of Minecraft.

    Join our server for some intense traffic situations, where you can show off your mad driving skills and maybe even flip off a virtual bus driver (no real bus drivers were harmed in the making of this server).

    Who needs real-life road rage when you can experience it all in the safety of Minecraft? Join now for some adrenaline-pumping fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Mines Excavated: 2523 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Epic Weapons Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • CozyTV4MinecraftSMP

    CozyTV4MinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed in your life!

    Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, and participate in intense llama racing competitions. Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all dirt blocks into diamonds with a single swing.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a mischievous creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your entire base covered in pink wool or your inventory filled with nothing but potatoes.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 58 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • InfluencerWineAge

    InfluencerWineAge
    Are you tired of boring old servers where influencers are aging like milk left out in the sun? Well, look no further because on our server, influencers are aging like fine wine! Join us for a chance to witness the miraculous transformation of your favorite influencers into sophisticated, refined individuals right before your very eyes. Who needs anti-aging creams when you can just hop on our server and watch the magic happen? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see influencers defy the laws of nature and age like the classy bottles of wine they truly are. Join now and prepare to be amazed!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 34 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • GTAMC-Reborn

    GTAMC-Reborn

    Welcome to GTAMC-Reborn, the long-awaited revival of the original GTAMC server! Brought to life by four of the most dedicated and experienced staff members from the original GTAMC, we are committed to delivering a truly authentic, exciting, and community-focused GTA experience like no other. With years of experience and deep knowledge of what made the original GTAMC great, we’ve worked tirelessly to bring you the best features while adding fresh, innovative twists to keep the gameplay exciting.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • netherlite

    netherlite

    Netherlite Survival:rpg server – Quests, Adventure, Badges, Blood nights, Generated wild world, mythicmobs and more with optimized server experience for all players.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 142 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Falling into the Void: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP

    Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

    Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

    So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Chimeras Created: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Magic Items Found: 7234

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP

    BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

    Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Girls will never understand the thrill of watching boys trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of TNT, only to have it blow up in their faces (literally).

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. Girls will never understand why boys spend hours trying to tame these fashionable llamas just to have them throw a wild dance party every night.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 365 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9835
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • MineCraftWholesomeness

    MineCraftWholesomeness
    Have you ever seen a creeper stop mid-explosion to give a hug instead? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, zombies doing the cha-cha, and villagers starting a boy band. Our server is so wholesome, even the Ender Dragon bakes cookies for newcomers. Don’t miss out on the wackiest and most heartwarming Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runes Activated: 8 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Towns Built: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 24

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • TribalTown: Indigenous Mayor Madness

    TribalTown: Indigenous Mayor Madness
    lol so like, this server is like the Brazil of Minecraft servers, bro. we got a record-high number of Indigenous mayors and other municipal officials, like, running the show. it’s cray cray, man. we’re all about increasing representation and making sure everyone’s rights are fulfilled, ya know? join us and be a part of this epic journey to equality and diversity in the Minecraft world. plus, our mayors throw the best parties, you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time. #IndigenousPower #PartyLikeAMayor

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 369 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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