Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never fall for Jewish tricks like Christcuck did! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, cauldrons, and holy trees. Who knows, you might even get transformed into fertile chaos yourself! Don’t be a Christtard, join us and experience the true meaning of eternal death in the most lolzy way possible. See you on the server, if you dare to face the wrath of Holle!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Star Shards Collected: 109
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
Mines Excavated: 1834 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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