Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never fall for Jewish tricks like Christcuck did! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, cauldrons, and holy trees. Who knows, you might even get transformed into fertile chaos yourself! Don’t be a Christtard, join us and experience the true meaning of eternal death in the most lolzy way possible. See you on the server, if you dare to face the wrath of Holle!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Ores Mined: 8260
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Enchantments Applied: 278
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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