Advanced Survival SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DebtCraft SMP: Politicians vs Programs

arguments, budgeting, debt management, debt reduction, DebtCraft, deficit, economic policy, economics, financial crisis, fiscal policy, Government, government spending, national budget, national debt, political strategy, politicians, Programs, public finance, smp, SPENDING, TRILLIONS, US debt

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6686
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Towns Built:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the best server ever, I swear. We got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than the US debt, which is like, a lot, right? And the reason politicians argue over small programs is because they’re trying to distract us from the real issues, like joining our SMP and building epic bases together. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. So come join us and let’s show those politicians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, Attack, bomb explosion, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, current events, death, explosion, extremism, kills, leader, Minecraft, Moscow, Moscow bombing, News, Paramilitary, paramilitary leader, pro-Russian, russia, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2373
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Void Armor Forged:	21
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a bomb explosion in Moscow, but in a good way! Join us and you’ll be as powerful as a pro-Russian paramilitary leader, except you won’t get blown up.

We’ve got so much to offer, like diamond armor that makes you invincible, and enchanted weapons that can shoot fireballs. Plus, our community is so tight, it’s like a secret underground bunker where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who needs real life when you can have all this epicness in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started, baby!

BorderCraft: No Tariffs, Just Blocks

Agreement, blocks, border, border control, BorderCraft, Conflict, Deal, Dispute, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, negotiations, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Tariffs, Trade, Troops, trump, united states

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3396
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Runes Activated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we got so many troops at the border, you’ll think you stumbled into a war zone! but don’t worry, we’re just protecting our diamonds from those pesky creepers. plus, we have a secret tunnel system that leads straight to the nether realm, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare loot. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life! #buildthewall #minecraftborderpatrol #netheradventures

Brainy Block Busters

BLOCK, brain health, Brains, Brainy, Busters, contamination, ENTERING, Environment, environmental impact, health, human health, marine life, microplastic particles, microplastic pollution, microplastics, neurological effects, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution prevention, toxic substances, water contamination

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3525
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ores Mined:	6930
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Buildings Constructed:	43
Animals Bred:	82	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da microplastics that are entering our brains!!! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all microplastics out, so u can mine and build in peace without worrying about ur brain getting invaded!!! also, did we mention dat we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds?? yea, u heard dat right, FLYING PIGS WITH DIAMONDS. so come join us and have a wacky good time on our server, where da only thing entering ur brain is pure fun!!!

StunnerNetwork

Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, EXCITEMENT, Experience, game modes, gameplay, high quality, Join, KitPvP, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Performance, PvP, Server, StunnerNetwork, Survival, Unique

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9999
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ores Mined:	8803
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Stunner Network is a high-quality Minecraft server offering a unique and exciting gameplay experience. With a strong community, custom features, and lag-free performance, we provide the best environment for players to enjoy. Whether you love survival, minigames, or custom game modes, Stunner Network has something for everyone. Join now and become part of the adventure.

stunnernetwork.xyz:19132

Whispered Secrets 1.20.6

1.20.6, behind closed doors, Classified, Confidential, Covert, covert communication, discreet communication, discretion, gossip, hush-hush., insider knowledge, off the record, Private, privileged information, rumor, secret, Secrets, Sensitive, undercover, undisclosed, undisclosed information., undisclosed source, whispered

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3157
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as your grandma’s cookies? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with majestic castles, epic battles, and magical creatures galore. But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true, but trust me, this server is the real deal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ShowerCraftNoBFs

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3239
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of dealing with awkward situations in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise!

Imagine a world where you never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend invading your personal space while you shower. On our server, you can shower in peace without any unwanted guests barging in.

No need to lock the bathroom door or worry about your clothes getting soaked – in our Minecraft world, everything stays dry no matter how steamy the showers get!

Join us and build your own private oasis where you can relax and unwind without any interruptions. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building the ultimate sanctuary where you can shower in peace and never have to deal with unwanted visitors again!

BodySwapCraft

BodyswapCraft

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9961
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Towns Built:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true! If a genie granted you a wish to change one part of your body, why not choose to join our server and change your Minecraft character’s body instead?

Imagine having the power to transform into any creature you desire, from a majestic unicorn to a ferocious dragon. Or maybe you’d prefer to have the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or fly through the sky like a superhero.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the magical genie lamp hidden deep within our server. Once you find it, you can make your wildest dreams a reality and become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wishes begin!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4895
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2766	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	847
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4805
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	New Chunks Explored:	471235

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1322
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Animals Bred:	173
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1343
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2023
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3816
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

Players:	94/300	Votes:	7508
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	116
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Enchantments Applied:	61	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5