Advanced Survival SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9431
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9994	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Runes Activated:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6571
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8340
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6094
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Astral Projections Made:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	263
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8466
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magic Items Found:	8323	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2931
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Buildings Constructed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Gods Slained:	2

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8527
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Love Letters Sent:	18	Animals Bred:	164
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Magic Items Found:	2202	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3081
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Potions Brewed:	56
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Towns Built:	10

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

trickytrails.net

Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	167
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disconnect, distraction, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, family outing, Marriage, mindfulness, Minecraft, parenting, phone addiction, PhoneFreeFam, PRESENCE, public behavior, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, social media, technology use

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3362
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
New Chunks Explored:	170894	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	37

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We promise that no one will be on their phones posting on Reddit while playing – unless they’re sharing epic Minecraft memes, of course. Our server is a place where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Forget about embarrassing public displays of phone addiction, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by players who are fully present and ready to explore, build, and conquer together. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own stories in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So join us today and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be repeating is “I’m mining diamonds, I’m mining diamonds!”

CraftyCubicleWars

ACCUSATION, acknowledgement, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyCubicleWars, decision, Development, Drama, escalation, friendship, Jealousy, Manager, Meeting, priority, professional integrity, project idea, Proposal, Report, Reprimand, stealing, workplace initiative

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2812
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	916
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Are you tired of dealing with workplace drama and backstabbing friends like Alex? Then join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house!

On our server, we value professional integrity over fake friendships. No one will steal your ideas and pass them off as their own here (unless you count stealing diamonds in-game, but that’s just part of the fun).

So come join us and escape the toxic workplace environment for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to build your next masterpiece with. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Alex and their shady antics.

ExperiMinecraft SMP: Unexplainable!

compassion, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Experience, ExperiMinecraft, growth, Insight, introspection, learning, life challenges, life experiences, life lessons, personal growth, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, transformation, Understanding, Unexplainable, wisdom

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7724
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	419	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, you won’t even know what hit you until you join this server and experience it for yourself.

First of all, the admins on this server are like magical unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle pixie dust everywhere. They’re always there to help you out and make sure you’re having the time of your life.

And the players on this server? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of crazy monkeys on a sugar high. You never know what they’re gonna do next, but you can bet it’s gonna be hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! The world on this server is like a giant playground filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. You’ll never get bored exploring every nook and cranny, I promise you that.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Fentycraft: The Blocky Epidemic

addiction, AMERICANS, blocky, drug abuse prevention, drug addiction treatment, drug awareness, drug crisis awareness, drug education, drug overdose deaths, drug policy, drug trafficking, Drugs, Epidemic, fentanyl crisis, Fentycraft, Healthcare, law enforcement, opioid epidemic, overdose, public health, reddit, substance abuse, U.S

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2202
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Are you tired of dealing with the fentanyl crisis in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, the only crisis you’ll face is running out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is building epic structures and exploring endless worlds. Say goodbye to real-world problems and hello to a virtual paradise where the only danger is creepers blowing up your hard work. So come join us and escape the fentanyl crisis by mining, crafting, and laughing your way to victory!

CraftyMaple Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyMaple, diplomatic relations, economic relations, global economy, international trade, mexico, Mexico response, Minecraft, misunderstanding, North America, political tension, Reuters, Server, tariff order, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policy, trade war, White House, White House statement

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5921
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Farms Harvested:	865
Chimeras Created:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so crazy, even the white house is talking about it? well, this server is like, so lit that even canada is like “whaaaat?” cuz they just don’t get it. and mexico is all like “yo, we serious about this server, it’s the bomb diggity.” join now for the most epic adventures, the wildest builds, and the dankest memes. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join the fun and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Players:	100/600	Votes:	9357
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ores Mined:	9188	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magic Items Found:	6472
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6