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Poopy Minecraft SMP Smells Uh Oh

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but rubber chickens and exploding pigs. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted potatoes and a rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. And don’t even get us started on our pet zombie army, led by a chicken with a mustache.

So why should you join our server? Well, let’s just say that if you don’t, you might miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of enchanted leather. And trust us, you don’t want to miss that! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	New Chunks Explored:	298079
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MomCare Minecraft Server

Abuse, anger, Caregiver, caregiving, Conflict, Confrontation, dementia, diabetes, doctor appointments, elderly care, family, health, Honesty, mental health, Minecraft, MomCare, Moving, nutrition, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Support, Truth, verbal abuse

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and verbal abuse? Join our Minecraft server for a break from reality! Our server is a safe space where you can escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about falling down the stairs and hitting your head, only to have someone refuse to call for help because it’s too inconvenient. We prioritize safety and well-being, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands.

Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will never shrug off your concerns or ignore your needs. Say goodbye to diabetic diets and hello to unlimited virtual snacks!

Join us now and leave the drama behind. Who needs real-life family issues when you can have virtual fun with us?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Animals Bred:	141
Magic Items Found:	4919	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BlockyBuzz: HighCrafters

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Come join our server where the only drug we’re addicted to is the thrill of mining diamonds! Our server is so addictive, you’ll feel like you’re on the hardest drug you’ve ever done – except it’s just virtual blocks! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and maybe even a few creepers trying to crash the party. Who needs drugs when you have the rush of finding that elusive stronghold or battling it out in epic PvP battles? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MexiCrafter Mayor: Headless Succession

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LOL come join dis Minecraft server where da mayor beheads peeps for funsies! It’s like a real-life game of thrones but with blocks and stuff. Plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Plasma Saviors: COVID Crafters

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we be savin’ lives like nobody’s business! Our convalescent plasma be so OP, it be savin’ between 16,476 and 66,296 lives in the US alone! Join us and be a hero, fightin’ off dem mobs and savin’ da world, one block at a time! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and unlimited enchanted golden apples for all our players. So come on, join da fun and be a part of somethin’ truly epic!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Minecraft server: “Blocky Banter Boulevard”

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to become a Healer Geist and save the virtual world from pixelated doom! Our Steam page is hotter than a lava pit, so make sure to check it out for all the deets.

But wait, there’s more! Want to report a bug or give feedback? Head over to our forums and let your voice be heard. Our latest patch is so lit, it’ll make your diamond armor jealous.

To get in on the action, just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited. But remember, you gotta accept that friend request faster than you can say “creeper.” And don’t worry, we only accept non-autistic players (just kidding…maybe).

Ready to git gud? Start with the tutorial, test out each hero in sandbox mode, and check out those public item builds. Oh, and don’t forget to play some bot matches for practice.

Looking for more resources? Check out our unofficial wiki for all the insider info. And if you’re a new player, we’ve got a guide that’ll have you mining like a pro in no time. Need help with advanced movement? We’ve got a guide for that too.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become a legend in the world of Threadlocked! Trust us, it’s more fun than riding a pig off a cliff.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Lonely Nights Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being bored and lonely during the wee hours of the night? Do you crave some late-night Minecraft shenanigans to keep you entertained? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we build, mine, and prank each other into oblivion. Need someone to chat with at 3am about the meaning of life? We got you covered. Want to team up with fellow insomniacs to take on the Ender Dragon in the middle of the night? We’re all about that!

So if you’re a night owl looking for some laughs and good times, hop on our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might just make some lifelong friends and have some epic stories to tell about that time you built a giant chicken out of diamond blocks. See you in the Minecraft twilight zone!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	252
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

OpportunityCraft: Just Mine it!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding giant chickens into battle against hordes of evil llamas. Build your own floating castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those who find it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Bacon Bandits, a group of mischievous pigs who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their porky tyranny?

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, fortune favors the bold (and the slightly insane).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

One Direction Sound Waves

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Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the sound waves only travel in ONE direction? That’s right, no more annoying noises coming from all directions, just straight-up vibes in one direction only.

Join our server and experience the mind-blowing sensation of sound waves that actually follow the rules of physics. It’s like being in a crazy science experiment, but with blocks and creepers.

Plus, rumor has it that if you listen closely, you can hear the sound of diamonds calling your name. That’s right, diamonds that actually talk to you. Who needs friends when you have talking diamonds, am I right?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for a wild ride, because once you enter, there’s no turning back. Let the sound waves guide you to victory, or something like that. Just join already, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “BESTIX Survival Diversity PVP” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

“Mother In Law” Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky mother-in-laws in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can escape the drama and build your dream world without any interfering in-laws! Join now and say goodbye to unwanted family members ruining your fun!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Madison appears and starts lecturing you about your life choices. Not on our server! Here, you can mine in peace without any judgmental mother-in-laws breathing down your neck.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle evil mother-in-laws in epic boss fights. Defeat them and claim their diamond-studded crowns as trophies for your victory!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to mother-in-law drama forever!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mines Excavated:	1609	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dimension Hops:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

AEW Minecraft SMP Fan Girlfriend

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So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building your epic base on our Minecraft SMP, when suddenly you hear a voice in the distance. You turn around and see a player dressed head-to-toe in WWE merch, chanting “John Cena” at the top of their lungs. But don’t worry, they’re not here to start a wrestling war – they’re just here to spread the love of all things sports entertainment!

Join our server and experience the ultimate showdown between AEW and WWE fans. Will you build a wrestling ring to settle your differences? Or will you team up with players from both sides to create the most epic wrestling show Minecraft has ever seen? The possibilities are endless!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground wrestling arena hidden somewhere on the server, where players can battle it out in epic wrestling matches for the ultimate bragging rights. So come on, join us and show your love for all things wrestling – no matter which side you’re on!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

StepDaughterNoWillInheritance

alienation, cousins, estate distribution, Estate Planning, Fairness, family assets, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, Financial Planning, future planning, generational wealth, grandchildren, Inheritance, net worth, parents, Siblings, step-parenting, STEPDAUGHTER, StepDaughterNoWillInheritance, Will

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to navigate through the estate planning maze, just like this 35-year-old mom trying to figure out who gets what. Will you be the executor of the server? Will you make sure everyone gets a fair share of virtual assets?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Minecraft with 17-year-old twins and an 18-year-old stepdaughter who will keep you on your toes. Will you be the AH for not including everyone in the loot? Or will you be the hero who looks out for all the virtual kids and grandkids?

Join now for a chance to experience the drama, the wealth, and the questionable decisions that come with being part of this crazy Minecraft family. Who knows, you might even get a new car out of it (virtual, of course)! Don’t be an AH, join our server today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6954
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Star Shards Collected:	196	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

EndOfYearGoals Minecraft SMP

Achievements, aspirations, Challenges, determination, dreams, EndOfYearGoals, Focus, fulfillment, goals, Happiness, Milestones, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, Planning, positivity, progress, Reflection, resolutions, self improvement, smp, success

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, or hunt down the elusive Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a watermelon helmet! Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server – unless you count the time we accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens on the entire village. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun, right? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will leave you questioning your sanity!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Farms Harvested:	111
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CreepyCrafters

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone acts all normal and stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there!

Join us and embrace your inner creepiness as we celebrate all the bizarre and wacky behavior that most people would find creepy. From building giant statues of creepy clowns to creating secret underground lairs filled with spooky surprises, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a weekly “Creepy Costume Contest” where players can show off their most disturbing and unsettling outfits for a chance to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So if you’re ready to let your freak flag fly and join a community of fellow weirdos, then come on down to our server and get ready for some seriously creepy fun! Just remember, the creepier, the better!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	196	Mines Excavated:	3343
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	384
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Emeralds Found:	8160
Towns Built:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0